Life sharing a Commons office with Boris Johnson and what I learned about his private life – former MP Patrick Mercer
Over the next few weeks these two gentlemen will be subjected to 16 formal hustings and endless media scrutiny while the Tory faithful make up their minds.
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Hide AdBut, by July 22, the result should be known, although it’s not yet clear whether this will be announced before Parliament goes on its summer hols.
Not, of course, that there’s any hurry: the national crisis brought on us by the Conservative Party must not be allowed to spoil long deliberations over lunch in the golf club.
I don’t know if you found the slate of candidates as curious as I did?
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Hide AdThree were Brexiteers from the start, but the rest had suddenly seen the way the wind was blowing and trimmed their sails accordingly – except one.
He, of course, was Rory Stewart, a token Remainer around whom others of that persuasion and the media swarmed, talking him up as a credible alternative, their ‘insurgent’ candidate.
But his brief popularity was just a sop to the ‘progressives’, a jokey protest with only one person really thinking that he stood a chance – Stewart himself. Now he’ll only be remembered as the ‘Boaty McWokeface’ of this contest.
My man, Dominic Raab, was too stern, too icy to win the chance he, I believe, deserved. Sajid Javid was not as modern as he billed himself whilst Michael Gove still reeked of treachery.
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Hide AdSo that leaves Hunt and Johnson to wrestle over the top job, with the latter the strong favourite.
Now, I knew Hunt only slightly in Parliament but I found him courteous, bright and hard working.
He was, however, very much the machine politician – smooth, cautious and ambitious, a template Tory.
It’s vital to remember, though, that he started this odyssey by voting to Remain and was part of the cabinet which designed a hopeless withdrawal plan.
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Hide AdNow, should he win, he’s committed to taking us out of an institution in which he wanted to continue, exactly the same bind Theresa May found herself in – and look how well that turned out.
So, that should leave me tepidly pleased with the more likely victor, but let me make some observations.
First, it took Boris Johnson some time to make up his mind about whether he was for or against Brexit.
Certainly, his flag wagging was important to the result almost three years ago, but I couldn’t help but feel that his position smelt of opportunism rather than conviction. The months and years ahead are going to be tough and – without conviction – he may buckle as his predecessor has done.
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Hide AdNext, I worry about Mr Johnson’s trouble-strewn past and his judgment. He and I were elected on the same day and shared an office for a while and, during that time, I saw a gifted, funny and likeable man who could keep several balls in the air with great skill.
There was also no doubt about his ambition, but with that in mind I wondered why he was so reckless with his private life.
Every dot and comma of his past and present is now going to be held to the light, and I fear that he may prove to be vulnerable.
Also, this anecdote worries me.
Mr Johnson and I were due to talk in the same debate soon after we had arrived in Westminster.
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Hide AdAs ill luck would have it, he was called to speak last, his time was limited to only a few minutes and as he stood up a ripple of laughter came from the Labour benches opposite. Now, it wasn’t hostile laughter, it was simply an audience reacting to a comedian, but it threw my colleague and his speech rambled incoherently.
A few, brief moments later Boris Johnson sat down and as the Minister rose to summarise the debate and uttered the standard form of words “... thank-you, Mr Speaker, it’s a pleasure to follow the Honourable Member for Henley”.
They then added the snide rejoinder: “At least, I think I followed him!”
This caused a reaction from Mr Johnson that I still find disturbing as the normally jolly Member for Henley turned into a snarling beast, up on his hind legs again, hurling very audible Anglo Saxon at the Minister until the Speaker told him to sit. It was a fascinating and worrying snapshot, I think, of the real man.
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Hide AdI hope I’m wrong. I hope that Prime Minister Johnson can rescue us from the slough of despond into which David Cameron and then Theresa May have thrust us. One thing is certain, though: our next premier will be tested to destruction.
Patrick Mercer is the former Conservative MP for Newark.